9.03.14.

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

image

1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

(Source: g-odd-ess, via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

(via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

(via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
coagulates:

me

coagulates:

me

(Source: raeraecake, via orgasmic-humor)

255206

9.03.14.

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
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9.03.14.

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

(Source: dicksconnected, via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
fugaazi:

boo

fugaazi:

boo

(Source: bottleroom, via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
bunkotchi:

mentalflossr:

Dog elected mayor of Minnesota town

He Did it

bunkotchi:

mentalflossr:

Dog elected mayor of Minnesota town

He Did it

(via orgasmic-humor)

44030

9.03.14.
flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.
But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

fishingboatproceeds:

juliaworksout:

One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh

I was talking about golf.

But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.

(Source: gusanhazel, via orgasmic-humor)

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9.03.14.
  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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9.03.14.

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

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